Yeah I Said It:

People. Please. It is imperative that you bathe yourself! Don't be coming up somewhere where you be smellin' like some funky ass armpits. Ladies, please make sure you are fresh 100%! Fellas, seriously - don't be coming up to me with stank ass breath trying to get my number. "No, I do not want to talk to you about the weather." Dudes, don't think that ladies don't have a checklist when a brotha opens their mouth to us. Get it together! Especially on the train, trying to get yourself a seat smellin' like "Oh, come let us run!"

Ain't no excuse! A bar of soap is available at your local 99 cents store. If ya ain't got a dollar - save up that change and clean yourself before you leave yo house!